Vi Childs & DarbyEst. Buckley, WA

737 Main

The store

Named for the pub — the address it stood at, and the name on the gold sign under the awning. Everything here is something they made, something that was actually on the wall, or the room itself.

Not open yet. The storefront is being set up. Everything below is confirmed for the first run — the joke books and the poster are the priorities, because they are real and they already existed.

First run

What we’re making

Books

The Bad Book

Her actual joke book — thirty-odd pages of material, transcribed off the tapes. Vi and Darby sold it at the show for five dollars.

$18

The anchor product

Books

The Good Book

The companion volume: thirty pages of inspirational sayings, songs and poems. Sold as a boxed pair with The Bad Book.

$18

Boxed pair $32

Prints

Twenty-Four Faces

The composite Vi used as her own promo sheet. One woman, two dozen characters, in one frame.

$28

Poster · 18×24

Prints

The 737 Main Sign

The gold sign under the awning, cropped tight. Where it stood, and what it said.

$28

Poster · 18×24

Stickers

SH*T HAPPENS

Her wall said it first — the placard is on the tape. “If you have a sense of humor you can get through it.”

$5

Bumper sticker

Cards

Joke Cards

Tear-out packs of five single jokes from The Bad Book. The cheapest thing we make and the easiest to give away.

$8

5-pack

Barware

Coasters

A set of four carrying the hand-lettered beer poem off the wall of Vi’s Place.

$16

Set of 4

Barware

Vi’s Place Shot Glass

The venue name in signpainter script. Because it was a bar.

$12

1.5 oz

Accessories

Hat Pin

One tiny hat, gold on black. She collected hats and the ceiling was covered in them — so we made the idea instead of the hat.

$10

Enamel pin

Gift set

You Get Religion Here

Coasters, joke cards and a sticker, boxed. Named for the line about the midnight sing-along.

$32

Gift box

The marks

The identity

Six marks, all drawn from things that were actually in the room — the sign, the address, the wall, the ceiling, and one line she used on the crowd. Every one is a vector, so it prints at any size and embroiders clean.

The marquee — Vi Childs & Darby logo
The marqueeThe primary mark: the venue sign, with the line she actually used on stage.
737 — Vi Childs & Darby logo
737The address as a badge. Goes on anything round.
I make ’em squirm — Vi Childs & Darby logo
I make ’em squirmHer own joke about her own act. The best-selling tee in the run.
Channel 737 — Vi Childs & Darby logo
Channel 737The tape archive as a television channel. Sets up everything long-form.
The ceiling of hats — Vi Childs & Darby logo
The ceiling of hatsShe collected hats and covered the ceiling with them.
Round sticker — Vi Childs & Darby logo
Round stickerDie-cut ready.

Why these

Two tests

Every product has to pass two questions. Did it exist in the bar, or is it the bar? And would Vi have pitched it on the wall?

The joke books pass both, because they are literally the thing they sold at the show for five dollars. The bumper sticker passes because the placard is on the tape. The twenty-four-faces poster passes because she made it herself.

Nothing here is invented branding. It is all stuff out of the room.

A note on the books

The Bad Book is real

It was thirty-odd pages of her actual material, sold alongside The Good Book at the 737 Main Pub. Both survive in the family archive.

The jokes are already transcribed off the tapes, which means reprinting it is a typesetting job rather than a research project. It is the first thing being made.

737 Main · Buckley, Washington